Tonight On The Mike Malloy Show

Holy Moose Meat, Batman!!


The Wasilla Screwball sat down for a li’l chit-chat with CNN’s crack interviewer Drew Griffin yesterday. When it was finished anyone still harboring doubts that Sarah Palin has less than a fleeting acquaintance with normalcy should lie down and wait for help to arrive.

For the record, the questions from Griffin bordered on what you’d expect from a recent – very recent – graduate of the Acme School Of Television Journalism.


Some of the responses from the Killa from Wasilla: “We don’t like to toot our own horn, so we don’t.”

“Government should kinda get outta the way and let the private sector do what it does best.”

“I’m not gonna call him (Obama) a Socialist but as Joe The Plumber had suggested it sounds like socialism to him.”

“(I’ve thought about) the missions I’ll get to embark on if we’re so blessed to be hired by the American people.”

“Yep, you ruffle feathers and you have the scars to prove it afterwards . . .”

“I was very thankful that that report cleared me of any illegal dealings or anything else.”

“Ehhhhh . . . I don’t want that misunderstood. We sing the National Anthem and that is so inspiring.”

And there’s more. More of this bullshit. This inane rambling. This eruption of idiocy that has seduced the Republican Party “base.” We’ll play it for you on the program tonight. It is, of course, madness. A clear look into the confused and disoriented mind of a religious nut who has slip-slided into babbling incoherency.

Join us. Come locked and loaded. Wear your flak jacket. And helmet. And bring some MREs.

– MDM

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